holy shit

An expression by which some people identify their deity.
"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
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moronotorist

1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.

2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.
Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.

Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.
by Downstrike December 27, 2005
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Meddle

Lower case:

1. to intrude into matters that are none of your business.

2. (colloquial) Meddle (off): Mind your own business.

Capitalized:

3. An album by Pink Floyd, in which the conception of New Age Music can be heard. See also, Atom Heart Mother and Wish You Were Here.
1. Go meddle in someone else's business.

2. Meddle off, duh-weeb!

3. Meddle was Pink Floyd's seventh album.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
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Calistoga

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.
If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.
by Downstrike October 25, 2004
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name

1. A word or combination of words by which one is identified.

2. One's rep.

3. Authority derived that which is named.
1. Hey you!

2. Psycho Bitch has a name around here.

3. Stop in the name of the Law!
Stop in the name of the King!
...baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.
by Downstrike October 30, 2004
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I didn't even know about the Indonesia quake when I wrote earthquake test. "Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition."
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corporate mentality

Large-scale practice of committee mentality within a corporate entity, (see corporate personhood).
To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!

Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.

Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
by Downstrike November 12, 2004
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