primary

adj. That which is first, foremost, or central.

n. The primary one of a group.

You must complete primary school before you may attend secondary school.

A secondary planet orbits a primary.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

intimacy

A euphemism for having sex.

Assuming that both parties are into it, intimacy is the one time when peeps like to have their personal space invaded.

by Downstrike May 19, 2005

Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.

When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

screensaver

A piece of software, usually something lame that was installed by default with your OS, that takes over when your PC thinks you're not using it any more.

Some screensavers are cute, like Viking Kittens, and some have a purpose, like Make Love Not Spam, but most are just unimaginative lameness that installed by default with sWindles.

by Downstrike December 01, 2004

refurbish

To make returned merchandise ready to be sold again. This may or may not include repairing defects.

What do you think we are, a repair shop? Just paint over the defect and send it to the warehouse.

by Downstrike June 05, 2004

Ashtoreth

The ancient Jewish name for the godess of fertility known in English as Easter.

Ashtoreth was also known to various cultures as Astarte, Eostre, Isis, Vishnu, and Venus.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

metal mouth

1. Braces, having braces.

2. Person with braces.

3. Vocoder.

My CB handle was Metal Mouth in the early 80s, but I never wore braces. I was the chew-em-up mobile and the spit-em-out base.

by Downstrike October 30, 2004