soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

by doug September 25, 2004

Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.

Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."

by Doug May 21, 2008

maluntus

A way to describe a really cool guy or friend

hey, how you doing muluntus?

by Doug November 25, 2004

melt

to cum------------- from the song CANDY SHOP

melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

by doug February 13, 2005

coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

by Doug August 13, 2003

root down

How one's going to kick it.

"How we gonna kick it? Gonna kick it root down." said King Ad Rock, in a rhythmic way of speaking.

by Doug June 17, 2004

scrubnub

someone who is not only a nub but a scrub as well

you are a nub... and you suck at life.... therefore you are a scrubnub

by doug May 21, 2004