23 definitions by don juan

A castrated person's substitute for sex.
Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.
by Don Juan October 02, 2003
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Two main definitions:

1. A male of poor pullling ability who resorts to clinging to any female that fails to have the power or grace to tell him where to go. Usually seen after large consumption of alcohol. This male is usually ignored in a manner expected of parasites and can cause much amusement to his piss-taking mates.

2. A member of a male clan fails to attend 'boys night' through "gribbling". This is due to being 'loved up' or as part of the continued mission of "keeping the misses happy".
"Look at Sam, he's gribbling again. He won't let the minger go!"
by Don juan January 11, 2004
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A Pimp. One with a Bachelors degree in Pimpnotism. Also known as Mike Ball.
Damn Mike Ball is the NOSTROMO!
by Don Juan August 10, 2003
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The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
I gave that little bitch a dutch treat
by DOn juan July 30, 2003
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Coolong or any type of asian tea with a strong aroma.
My coolong, My coolong where ever i go, the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA go.
by Don Juan June 15, 2004
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cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall
wu tang clan
by don juan September 02, 2003
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Short for 'Cock Penetration'
Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!
by Don Juan May 07, 2004
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