dj_derek's definitions

crimmit

A derogatory term for stupid people who live in holes.

1. You dirty motherfucking hole dwelling crimmit!
2. John was a filthy crimmit.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

force soil

The act of defication, see lay a cable.

1. Geofrey withdrew to force soil in the lavatory.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Moosik

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

stealth bomber

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

ring sting

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

faggosity

A term used to describe the intesity of one's homosexual tendencies.

Your faggosity astounds me.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003