dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

ltp

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc

person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

four fingered kit kat

another way of saying that four people fingered someone called katrina

did u hear that four fingered kit kat

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009

government

(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do

person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

.|.

behold my mighty dick!!!, mainly used in texting

person1: hey katie .|.
person2: wow its so small
person1: fuck u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

mcfail

when u go large with something at mcdonalds and realise u can't eat all of it therefore looking like a twat

person1: im goin large
10 minutes later.....
person2: why did u go large??
person1: i shudn't have im full
person2: ur not gona eat that half portion of chips left
person1: no
person2: haha mcfail!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

spawny

a term in golf that means really lucky, eg. after u have hit ur shot it bounced infront and then over the bunker, theres plenty of different situations it can be said in

person1: (hits shot) get over that bunker... yes!!
person2: u spawny bastard, if that was me that would be in the bunker
person1: i guess my golf ball has ears

person2: no ur a spawny bastard!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

LABATYFO

STANDS FOR LIFES A BITCH AND THEN YOU FUCK ONE

PERSON1: SO YOUVE BEEN DUMPED AGAIN
PERSON2: YEP
PERSON1: AH WELL LABATYFO

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009