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SAFE SEX TIPS

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.

Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.

When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.

Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"

Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.

You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.

To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.

If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.

Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
person1: have a look at these SAFE SEX TIPS there mint
person2: (reads it)
person2: cool lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009
mugGet the SAFE SEX TIPSmug.

knuckle thruster

the act of clenching ur hand into a fist, then with the knuckles pointing at the vagina rub the knuckles up and down against it, the ridges beetween the knuckles make 4 maximum pleasure
person1: howd it go wiv emma
person2: a gave her a good knuckle thruster she was screaming!!
person1: nice one :)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
mugGet the knuckle thrustermug.

chris brown

a gay twat that cant sing and only appeals to teenage girls that constintly talk about him, all his music is shit and has got one of them faces u want to smack
basicly the most annoying singer you will ever hear or see
PERSON1: that chris brown is such a gay twat he needs to be shot QUICKLY!!
PERSON2: same here can't stand him
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009
mugGet the chris brownmug.

milf

everyone elses mum but yours
person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
mugGet the milfmug.

couldn't

people are saying this so quickly that it starts to sound like cunt which can be a bit awkward
person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 12, 2009
mugGet the couldn'tmug.

gfy

can either mean
go fuck yourself
good for you or
get fucked yankee, can get quite confusing but works brilliantly either way
american: hey im going to the mall u wana go
brit: gfy it's not called a mall 2 start with nd im goin 2 my gf's house
american: why did u say good for you
brit: u retard i sed get fucked yankee
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 7, 2009
mugGet the gfymug.

bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week
oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
mugGet the bum gravymug.

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