Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dj spykerz(scoused out)

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

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Splash n dash

A term used to discribe either

1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off

Brb just gunna have a splash n dash

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011

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the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts

e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on

they spend so much time looking that

:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up

thats where music channels come in

what do you do on your 4 minute wonder??

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009

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give the dog a bone

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard

person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

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fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

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