dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

sexually transmitted disease

we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we

and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up

dosen't anyone think it's a take piss

stupid sexually transmitted disease why can't i do what i want!!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 5, 2009

partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week

oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

chris brown

a gay twat that cant sing and only appeals to teenage girls that constintly talk about him, all his music is shit and has got one of them faces u want to smack
basicly the most annoying singer you will ever hear or see

PERSON1: that chris brown is such a gay twat he needs to be shot QUICKLY!!
PERSON2: same here can't stand him

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

burgaboy

a bassline music artist, for u people who don't know wot bassline is, it is a type of music that us brits like, he is immense like all the other bassline artists, his music is wot v bad boys listen 2

person1: hey check out v new tune by burgaboy
person2: (listening 2 it) sweet, thats awesome lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

government

(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do

person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009