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bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week
oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
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partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009
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monkey fuck

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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milf

everyone elses mum but yours
person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
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four fingered kit kat

another way of saying that four people fingered someone called katrina
did u hear that four fingered kit kat
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009
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cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!
person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009
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porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website
person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
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