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when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault
person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
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