dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

milf

everyone elses mum but yours

person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009

couldn't

people are saying this so quickly that it starts to sound like cunt which can be a bit awkward

person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 12, 2009

bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week

oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

give the dog a bone

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard

person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

cute

a way of saying some1 is a slag/slut but not in a way people hate

person1: mann that girl is cute
person2: u maen shes a slag
person1: ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 24, 2009

:0-:

a woman giving a blowjob to a man

hey katie you wana :0-:

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009