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Wormburner 

When tooting/snorting a large line of an illegal substance up your nose and it makes the nostril burn.
Besides burning, that wormburner really made my nose run but damn if I ain't high!
Wormburner by Thai Chivette September 30, 2012

worm burner 

Potentially applicable to any ball game played on a grassy field, but most appropriate to soccer and golf, it is when the ball is shot or struck that it travels with great velocity just above the grass, such that the friction would "burn" any unlucky worms that happened to be on the surface.
Landon Donovan's low shot on goal was a real worm burner.
worm burner by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

worm burner 

when a golf ball is hit hard and is intended to go airborne but instead rolls or skips along the ground at high speed.
I played golf with my uncle for the first time yesterday. He thought it was hilarious because I only hit worm burners and never got the ball off the ground.
worm burner by Cliff96 August 24, 2005

workburger 

(n.) -- a hamburger eaten in the middle of the day during work hours in order to boost energy and satisfy cravings for meat, ketchup, salt and pickles.
"If I need anything now, it's a workburger! Bring it on!"

-- overheard outside an office cubicle in Manhattan on March 23, 2011
workburger by PRwiz101 April 25, 2011

Worm Burner 

Tennessee Volunteers quarterback Jonathan Crompton. When he is not throwing interceptions and overthrowing receivers he throws the ball forcefully into the dirt and burns the heads off of worms!
Man that quarterback sucks as bad as the Waynesville Worm Burner!
Worm Burner by northknoxvol September 14, 2009

Log In The Woodburner 

euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.
'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)