Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dj spykerz(scoused out)

wag mark

the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc

my gf had a clear wag mark on her hands when she got home so i know how much clothes she's bought

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 15, 2009

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impossible as it may sound it is a fail worse than epic fail, this kind of fail is like blowing up a building by accident, or shooting the president cos you thought he looked like the person you were supposed to shoot, or punching an 80 year old to death cos you thought he said somthing about your mum etc the list goes on

person1: did you here that news about the man that blew up his own house by accident
person2: ye he's a supersonic fail

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

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wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.

gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009

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facefucked

to get owned by someone who has posted something about u on facebook or could be someone hacking into ur facebook acount somehow and posting things 4 u, therefore looking like a prick when u next go on it, it can be so bad that people just cancel their account all together

person1: my m8 got facefucked by someone hacking into his account, he had 2 cancel his account it got that bad
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

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