Definitions by dirty sanchez

spitroast 

a girl taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time

hey mate - do you she would be into a spitroast???

spitroast by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

Facecloth 

Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it.

Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth.

Facecloth by Dirty Sanchez December 10, 2003

respect 

Something you give to a picture of a fit girl when alone at night in your room. Generally involving a box of tissues.

"I'm off to my room to respect Jessica Biel ragged"

respect by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

Pink Oboe by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Butt Hole Surfer 

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

Butt Hole Surfer by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

3 way discharge 

When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.

"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"

3 way discharge by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

Ham Shank by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003