Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms
Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!
by Direwolf April 06, 2024
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doggy paddle

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"
by DireWolf September 04, 2006
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Tuscaloosa Creampie

When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)
Me and Diane did a Tuscaloosa creampie yesterday.... it was very euphoric!
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
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BOTTUMTEXT

Ancient language dating back to 1119 A.D. believed to be a indirect offshoot of the far more ancient language FUDDENEZE.
BOTTUMTEXT words include GOBBLESS, MIZZTRIZZ DEBORAH and BRUTHR
by Direwolf April 10, 2024
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Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.
Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"
by direwolf November 28, 2014
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porn

Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.
"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
by DireWolf September 04, 2006
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