direwolf's definitions

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms

Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!

by Direwolf April 6, 2024

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms

Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!

by Direwolf April 6, 2024

Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.

I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call

by Direwolf May 7, 2023

THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background

"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude

by Direwolf January 26, 2023

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Tuscaloosa Creampie

When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)

Me and Diane did a Tuscaloosa creampie yesterday.... it was very euphoric!

by Direwolf December 15, 2022