asstune

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
Sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats.
by Diogio Rome January 11, 2008
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Bushwhackos

George W. Bush supporters who in lame duck era of second term are still fervent supporters and sheep of the Bushwhacker Administration despite massive administration changes of bad cabinet members, a larger national debt than ever before in history, spending of Social Security for gray areas, biggest loss of civil rights and personal citizens inalienable rights as well as the Uglification of Americans persona world wide.
Bushwhackos were still supporting Cheney even after he'd shot his hunting partner and friend in the face and dropped out of sight incommunicado until the alcohol was out of his bloodstream and tests would be inconclusive.
by Diogio Rome February 11, 2008
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bushcrack

1. the orifice which lurks below female pubic hair.

2. a nickname for George W. Bush which differentiates him from the three slightly more honorable Bush men creatures, Prescott his grandfather, George his father and Jeb his brother.

3. a joke told in the rural areas of Australia.
1. Mickey knew that without the dividends her bushcrack would provide; life would have dire consequences like jobs, financial responsibility and a lack of willing slaves and dupes.

2. Thanks be to Mergatroid and inside connections, George "bushcrack" the good old boy didn't need to attend weekly Air National Guard meetings or annual summer encampments during his tour of duty to bring home the bacon.

3. Wayne threw a log on the campfire somewhere deep in the outback and spun a wild bushcrack about Austin the tenderfoot having sex with a not-very-pleased joey.
by diogio rome May 21, 2009
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Muthas Day

the dark side of "Mothers Day" which gives just due to Mother Flockers who've lost dignity and worth and will forever poison the sweet waters and oceans of truth, justice and friendship.
Sam and Betsy escaped to Aromas leaving dependent cats and fish abandoned, just in time to celebrate "Muthas Day" as they enjoyed the bad karma and cosmic curses which their weak lifetimes of dishonesty, vampirism and using family and friends had brought them.
by diogio rome May 10, 2009
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Serial Swiller

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.
W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.
by diogio rome November 27, 2009
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making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.
As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.
by diogio rome July 01, 2009
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insect lounge

1. another name for genital region when infected with crabs or any other pestilence that crawl, bite and would like to migrate to others who come in contact with same.

2. slang term for NO TELL MOTEL especially of the LOW RENT RENDEVOUS type that's CRAWLING WITH bedbugs, crabs, and even possibly ALIEN BUGGIES that will make you itch, make you twitch and attack your b_____.
1. When Sammy went down on Betsy he knew it was another visit to the INSECT LOUNGE.

2. Stanley was a cheap mofo and always took his second rate romances to low rent rendevous insect lounge motels.
by diogio rome June 19, 2009
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