Scamley

A name change for morally bankrupt Stanleys which heralds that they've slipped down the slippery slope of lifetime scamming (picking up disability by loophole and not by real need and other forked tongue invertebrae behaviours) as well as talking the talk without walking the walk.
Stanley hissed and moaned when the tribe started calling him Scamley after he'd pulled off his social security fraud, moved to Clearlake and pretended to follow the red road under completely false pretenses.
by diogio rome May 10, 2009
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making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.
As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.
by diogio rome July 01, 2009
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mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
by Diogio Rome January 03, 2008
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excrementalist

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.
1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.
by diogio rome April 15, 2009
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Rodney Kinged

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007
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Serial Swiller

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.
W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.
by diogio rome November 27, 2009
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browncloud

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, poof, asstune
Fooligan left one nervous stenchlike browncloud that could curl nostril hairs as he hurried to answer his benefactors command.
by Diogio Rome January 10, 2009
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