dildo777's definitions

guitarast

No talent ass clown with guitar. Someone who pretends to be a guitarist , copies visual style of Van Halen, Slash or other famous musician, but lack of skill and wish to learn.

Concatenation from "guitar" and "pederast"

Bob is true guitarast. Can't play but shows photos of his guitars here and there, and brags about that

by dildo777 February 16, 2017

ahuenna

correct spelling would be Okhuenno (from khuy = dick)
Russian obscene word with positive connotation, meaning "fucking awesome". Normally not used in public speech or on the radio, as it considered a rude, impolite or bad taste

Used by Madonna during concert in St Petersburg, Russia, to greet visitors

Ahuenna, this is Madonna!

by dildo777 January 27, 2025

fisting club

a misspelling of 'fitness club', which gives a whole new meaning to the gym

-I got a subscription to the fisting club
-You are so modest girl, I didn't know you are into that
-I just love physical exercise

by dildo777 May 28, 2020

musical masturbation

A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.

Dream Theater are kings of musical masturbation

by dildo777 February 24, 2017

plan

1. A plot, a schedule, or scheme
2. Hashish, marijuana

Stalin on the meeting with his army generals, walking back and forth and smoking his pipe
Stalin: -Comrade Zhukov, is it your plan?
Zhukov: -Yes, Comrade Stalin!
Stalin, having a good puff: -Comrade Zhukov, you have a great plan!

by dildo777 October 20, 2018

nofapathon

The longest period of abstinence from beating the meat

derived from nofap and marathon

I am going for the 90 days nofapathon

by dildo777 August 8, 2023

toeing

a foot version of fingering.

inserting a toe into vagina or anus of the partner

-Do you like fingering?
-I'm into toeing

by dildo777 January 29, 2023