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Analysis 

Analysis comes from anal (of the ass) and the ysis part correlates to kidney dialysis, in which bad stuff is removed from the body. So "analysis" would pretty much mean "talking out of one's ass."
You can't spell analysis without anal
Analysis by dildo777 July 26, 2019
Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Mahoney by dildo777 June 29, 2019

dick amputation 

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.
-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless
dick amputation by dildo777 June 5, 2019

fabulous dickhead 

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation
-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!

skazochny dolboeb 

Russian phrase, translated as "fabulous dickhead".

Also, synonym of Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich
-Hey, do you know, the first man in Russia was charged for insulting the president.
He called Putin skazochny dolboeb (fabulous dickhead).
-I think, they charged him not for insulting, but for spreading false statement.
???
-Putin is not fabulous dickhead, but real dickhead

faggot balls 

An opposite of big brave balls.
Usually found aside of a stupid dick
So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls
faggot balls by dildo777 May 13, 2019

gay anthem 

A song, extremely popular in gay community, gay clubs, or among urban dictionary editors.

Notably examples are YMCA by Village People, I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor, and Smalltown Boy by Bronski Bit.
-Why you listening YMCA, it's a gay anthem.
-im not gay, just like this music , while browsing through Urbandictionary definitions.
gay anthem by dildo777 May 12, 2019