diggity monkeez's definitions

Starbucks

A chain of coffee houses frequented by many suburban teens.

Michelle: Oh, man! Starbucks is soooooo cool!

Stephanie: Yeah, they rock!

Michelle: Since when do YOU go to Starbucks? That's MY place!

Stephanie: What do you mean? I've always gone to Starbucks!

Diggity Monkeez: Hey, ladies. I don't drink coffee.

Michelle: Get out of here, juvenile.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Woodwork

The 'underground'; refers to ilegal activity.

The FBI thought that Montenegro was as good as theirs, but he faded into the woodwork before they found him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Illegal

Not legal; punishable by law.

In Memphis, Tennessee, it was once illegal for frogs to croak after 11:00 P.M.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

BLT

The greatest sandwich ever concocted. Made up of a tomato, several strips of bacon, two or three pieces of lettuce, and mayonnaise on the upper piece of bread.

I like my BLTs non-toasted (untoasted?).

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Psychology

The attempt to understand why each person reacts differently to the same situation.

Modern psychology is mostly comprised of unrelated hypotheses patched together in an effort to make a valid theory.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Jeff Cirillo

The best example of a career destroyed by Coors Field. Under contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Jeff Cirillo was one of the NL's best third basemen before he was traded to Colorado; now he's not even starting.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

IV

1) 'Four' in Roman numerals.

2) Intraveneous, as in 'intraveneous fluids'.

1) Harold IV was the fourth Harold in his family.

2) While you're here, sir, we need to hook you up to this IV.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005