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Encyclopedia

Reference material that goes into detail explaining many subjects.

Encyclopedias are detailed, but not as thorough as a book on a certain topic.

by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004

Nigeria

African country where my friend Malbota Nwadeyi lives. He has promised to give me 25% of the $3.6 million dollars that he is trying to move to America. However, he needs my help to transfer the money overseas.

Lagos is in Nigeria, correct?

by Diggity Monkeez April 10, 2005

Solitaire

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

Retain

To keep a title. Usually done by winning a competition of sorts.

Some fat, zit-filled (zit-faced, perhaps?) Asian boy retained his "Most Likely to Succeed" title.

by Diggity Monkeez January 24, 2005

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

Random

when something unexpected happens like...PURPLE MONKEYS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

No, seriously...

Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.

random stuff rox my sox

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Palm

1) The 'inside' of the hand (when a fist is made). Food is usually held in/balanced on the palm.

2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.

3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.

1) I wrote 'Get $5 for field trip' on my palm, but it had worn off by day's end.

2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.

3) There are birds on top of that palm.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005