A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that it succeeds.
* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
by Diggity Monkeez March 03, 2005
A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.
* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.
*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.
*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.
by Diggity Monkeez March 03, 2005
1) To release non-gaseous substances from the mouth; to expactorate.
This includes saliva, water, chewing tobacco, etc.
2) Saliva.
3) To proverbiably make a grand show of disrespect towards values, rules, ideas, etc. Followed by 'on', 'upon', etc.
This includes saliva, water, chewing tobacco, etc.
2) Saliva.
3) To proverbiably make a grand show of disrespect towards values, rules, ideas, etc. Followed by 'on', 'upon', etc.
1) I was kicked out of the restaurant for spitting in the flower vase.
2) Randy drools while he sleeps, which explains the large puddle of spit on and around his desk.
3) After hearing me out, Randy spat upon my values and lied to his mother about the muddy hiking boots.
2) Randy drools while he sleeps, which explains the large puddle of spit on and around his desk.
3) After hearing me out, Randy spat upon my values and lied to his mother about the muddy hiking boots.
by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
An unofficial honor given for excellence in any field. 'Two thumbs up' is/are not contained to any profession/achievement, and, therefore, can be awarded for any outstanding accomplishment.
by Diggity Monkeez February 09, 2005
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by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005
Andy: Hey, how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana: New Or-le-ans or New Or-leens?
Diggity Monkeez: The first one.
Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!
Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!
(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).
Diggity Monkeez: The first one.
Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!
Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!
(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).
by Diggity Monkeez March 26, 2005