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soggy sao 

Game played by homosexual or confused young men, usually at boarding skool's such as Trinity Grammer or Kings.
3 or more people stand in a circle around a SAO(a square Australian biscuit) and wank. The aim is to not be the last person who deposits their load on the biscuit, as they must eat the sperm soiled 'Soggy Sao'.
"Man those little bitches play 'Soggy Sao', fuck that! How can you eat a sperm covered biscuit?"
soggy sao by Diego August 15, 2003
That is what Australian's call the giant golden arches conglomerate (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
"No country with a Macca's has ever waged war against the United States."
macca's by Diego August 15, 2003
That is what Australian's call the giant golden arches conglomerate (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
"No country with a maccas has ever waged war against the United States."
maccas by Diego August 15, 2003
Dude who got his dick cut off by his wife. Poor man.
"Man you're so 'pussy whipped' by that nagging bitch that you're gunna end up like Bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow."
bobbit by Diego August 15, 2003
To 'reckon' is to think or believe something.
2. Agree something is right.
1. Skateboarder 1 : "Reckon I'm gunna land a crooked grind on this steep-ass handrail?"
Skateboarder 2 :"I reckon you'll get nailed, but try it anyway."
AFTER
2. Skateboarder 1 : "Do you reckon that I never had a hope in hell of doing it?"
Skateboarder 2 : "I reckon!"
reckon by Diego August 15, 2003

snowboard 

The best of the major extreme sports (Skateboarding, surfing, BMX, Motocross and Rollerfagging).
The snowboard is the thing your boots are strapped into and snowboarding is what you do with it.
Heli-boarding and carving up untouched powder faces on a snowboard is the best experience known to man.
Unfortunately freeriding doesn't get much exposure anymore as it is being replaced by the lucrative freestyle business. People are beginning to forget that its about riding down the mountain, not seeing who can get the best photospread.
Rider : "Do you snowboard?"
Fake Rider(ie.'Fashion Nazi') : "Yeah I bought a new burton for $10 000 and decked myself out with all this season's new shit. Tommorow I'm going to go parade it in the pipe(half-pipe)."
Rider : "Yeah whateva dude, LATE!@"
snowboard by Diego August 15, 2003

spitroast 

The spitroast is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle while on all fours sucking another dudes cock. The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob and which guy will fuck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a spitroast.

If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.

If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.

If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'.
Dude 1 : "Man, we should put that 'honey' on the spit."
Dude 2 : "Nah...she looks a bit classy to want a spitroast."
Dude 3 : "She looks like a girl who would get excited if I joined in for a lathe (prounced 'lay-th')."
spitroast by Diego August 15, 2003