diego's definitions

mushroom tatoo

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)

I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit

by Diego February 8, 2004

teeny bopper

Young chick's aged 12-15.
The defining factor of a teeny bopper is the music they listen to. They listen to that 'top 40 pop hits' shit, like Backstreet Boys, NSync, Britney Spears or whatever.
They giggle profusely at anything and are intolerably annoying especially when you or them is fucked up on drugs.
They regularly hang out at the mall and movies wearing typically in-season shoes and backpacks in large groups loitering and giggling. They all watch Reality TV and say 'Like, OMG!'. They are typically blonde and/or dumb and follow every single trend that comes out; fashion, music and otherwise. Teeny Bopper is a very stereotypical term.

"Look at that teeny bopper giggling, wearing a backpack and buying that Justin Timberlake CD."

by Diego July 30, 2003

suss

Short for suspect or suspicous. (Mostly used by semi-paranoid drug user's).
1. To describe a dickhead or someone unliked.
2. Acting suspicous in a situation when it is innapropriate. (Theft or While on Drugs)
3. To betray or 'dog' someone.
4. To be 'sussed'/'sussed out' or watched closely by police or anyone.
5. To closely monitor or know anything well.

1. "He's a suss-cunt.(Suspect)"
2. "Stop looking so suss.(Suspicous)"
3. "Yeah he 'sussed' me with that money he was supposed to pay me back."
4. "That cop is sussing us out"
"That cop had us 'sussed'/'sussed out'."
5. "I had the whole plan 'sussed'/'sussed out'.

by Diego June 23, 2003

Pumping

1. When a club or spot is 'going sick'.
2. Fucking, rooting.

1. "The party waz pumping hardcore when we rocked up."
2. "I waz pumping her in the ass when her daddy walks in....."

by Diego September 2, 2003

world's greatest rapper's

1. Redman
2. Busta Rhymes
3. Notorious B.I.G
4. Eric Sermon, Parish Smith and Keith Murray.
5. Snoop Dogg (pre-2000)
6. Method Man
7. N.O.R.E
8. B. Real

by Diego September 16, 2003

chocolate thai

A chronic strain of Cannibus.

"Pass me sum of that Chocolate Thai."

by Diego August 30, 2003

off guts

To be absolutely fucked from taking drugs or drinking too much liqour.
Often said Off me guts.

"I waz off guts at that party last night."
"I hope this bikkie gets me off me guts."

by Diego September 11, 2003