diego's definitions

Quicky

A quicky is sexual intercourse lasting between 1 and 20 minutes.
It can also, but less often, mean a blowjob lasting between 1 and 10 minutes.

"I took her into da luxurious handicap bathroom stall for a nice quicky(sex) at da club. Da chickenhead gave me a quicky(oral) in da car on da way home."

by Diego August 14, 2003

kif

1. Any shitty, leafy strain of non-hydroponic marijuana. Kif is usually only leaf with maybe some crownie heads and seeds thrown in.
2. Kif is therefore also used to describe anything that is shit, poor or disappointing. Describing 'bud'(in nugget form) as kif is saying it is shit, not leafy and non-hydro.

1. "You should be able to get a bag of kif for 1/4 the price of chronic bud."
2. "That was the kiffest party last night, man."
"Yeah, the music was kif."
"This bud we are smoking is pretty kif (shit)."

by Diego July 29, 2003

dizzla

1. Anything really. Usually something starting with 'D'.

2. A deal. Usually cannabis.

1. "What's the dizzla(deal)."
"Can I have a dizzla(drink)."
"Pass me the dizzla(bong)."
"You keen to dizzla(leave)."

2. "Let's ring Sampson up to get a dizzla(deal)."
"Got any dizzla's(deals) left Sampson?"

by Diego September 20, 2003

king hit

1. The most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. Send's the aggressor off balance if it doesn't hit the intended target.
2. A Very Very large sized bong of cannabis.

1. "He tried to King Hit me, so I easily dodged to the right, jabbed him twice in the stomach, then let go a King Hit of my own while he was still keeled over."
2. "Ohhh...That waz a King Hit!"

by Diego September 4, 2003

mongoose

the way of when someone masturbates then flirts and then rapes him/her when he/she is 18 or older

by diego June 2, 2003

18

18 is the legal drinking/gambling age in Australia and most country's except for the USA, where it is still believed 20 year olds can be deterred from booze by shoddy ID laws.
The age every child should move out of home (unless already gone) and go to work/university.

"I turned 18 yesterday and went to the bar I have been drinking at for 2 years and showed them my ID. They congratulated me for successfully tricking them. I am already addicted to betting on dogs/horses/poker mahines."

by Diego August 29, 2003

switch

When you do a skateboarding move in your unnatural stance.
ie. If your 'regular', do a 'goofy' trick. If your 'goofy' do a 'regular' trick.

"I switch flipped the water gap."

by Diego August 21, 2003