diego's definitions

blue balls

When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.

The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.

by Diego September 11, 2003

rock-paper-scissors

A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk

Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.

by Diego November 18, 2003

puke

Word used to describe excellent quality weed.
To vomit or the vomit itself.

"You won't need too many man, this weed is 'puke'."
"Yeah I know, last time I got this weed off you it made me puke!"

by Diego July 18, 2003

Bake

1. To manufacture drugs or to 'bake' any drug in preparation for use.
Smoke weed through a bong.

1. "The police found the cause of the fire to be amphetamines he was baking in his homemade speed lab."
"Yo' know, 'wake and bake'."

by Diego August 29, 2003

Wu

Ummm...Wu Tang Clan
Not any of the other unurban bullshit that other people have posted.

Meth is a member of The Wu.

by Diego November 13, 2003

staffie

A cool type of dog.
Pronounced: Stafff-ee

My brother has a staffie.

by Diego April 16, 2006

pad

Your house or room.

"Hey baby. Let's go back to my pad for some action."

by Diego August 21, 2003