A sarcastic word for "drugs."

To be used in a sarcastic sense like how internets would be used.
u guise, let's do sum DURGS

Yo man, I'm staying away from those kinds of durgs.
by bromie December 7, 2008
The act of stealthily hitting a person in the back of the knee, causing the joint too rapidly unlock, sending them to the ground.
There I was, picking up on Amy, when that rat-bastard Richard came and durged me. I had been holding a fart in the chamber, but as I applied effort to keep myself from falling, I blasted an embarassing toot. Needless to say, my conversation with Amy was over.
by bjergen August 14, 2006
Durge can be anything that you find repulsive.
The green slime that builds up on the side of lakes, the smell of bins or Hugh Grant's acting
"Hey Grant, you seen Saz's new pics?"

"Yeah bruv, they are proper durge"
by Wockney October 1, 2007
a) An extremely saggy or limp vagina, often hairy, practically hanging off the pelvis, that is highly unattractive to look at or consider, usually found occupying the crotches of prostitutes or grandmothers

b) Could also be referred to as a wizard's sleeve or clown's pocket
Once I'm done with her, she'll have a durge...
by stockholm-syndrome December 13, 2010
(v) combination of the two words heard and dig; meaning to understand someone
"do you understand what i'm saying?"
"yea, I durg."
by djnickybones December 13, 2009
Durge can be anything that you find repulsive.

Like the green slime that builds up round the edge of lakes, the smell of dirty bins or chick flicks that star Hugh Grant
"Dude, you seen Saz's new pics?"

"Yeah bruv, they are proper durge"
by Wockney October 8, 2007
Another name for your dog.
When you talk to a Durg they respond by tilting their head back and forth.
A Durg will happily tilt their head back and forth as long as you keep talking to them.
A Durg believes they are your baby and Durgs love long conversations especially if you use babytalk with them..
Awww is that a baby junior Durg, is that mamas baby Durg, awww look at the baby Durg, does that baby Durg want a treat, does the Durg want to go outside is that what the baby Durg wants, awww that's a good junior Durg, momma loves her does her Durg, does the junior Durg love his momma.
by PRETTY IN COPPER January 26, 2017