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catasterpiece
(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing
When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.
catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011
clusterius fornecatus
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011
Romeovernight
Romeovernight by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011
Dickbeliever
1) One who is confident with the other sex
2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess
3) A girl who will believe anything a man says
2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess
3) A girl who will believe anything a man says
1) "Man, Stanley sure is a dickbeliever! Look at him flirting with the WHOLE cheerleading squad!"
2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"
3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!
2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"
3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!
Dickbeliever by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011
Dickbelief
1) High self-esteem, whether justified or otherwise, leading one to score with the ladies
2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid
Example:
Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"
3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.
Example:
Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."
Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"
2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid
Example:
Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"
3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.
Example:
Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."
Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"
1) After three crown and cokes, Nick gained a bit of dickbelief and flirted with the sorority sluts.
2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.
See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight
2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.
See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight
Dickbelief by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011
That ain't too far off
This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"
Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.
Customer: That ain't too far off.
Customer: That ain't too far off.
That ain't too far off by dick vendor September 26, 2008