diamondmanizzle3's definitions

Justin Bieber

Music without taste. Mostly auto-tuned and basically not real. Most girls seem to be obsessed with him, even though he is terrible at the only job he has to do-make music. And even when he fakes it (which is all the time) it still sounds awful.

(Horrible music playing in background)
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.

(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).

by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013

old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins

person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

lava floor

a game young children make up where they usually put cushions on the floor and have to jump only on those cushions to get to certain places.

john: if you jump on the lava you will die
bob: that why i not going to jump on the lava floor.

by diamondmanizzle3 October 26, 2013

Thumbs Down

A thumbs Down is a way of showing displeasure of something. It does not necessarily involve using your very own thumbs. But more of a virtual dislike.

It doesn't always involve similar things on different social networking sites or websites. On some websites it just means "I did not enjoy that" or "There's is a problem with it". But, on Urban Dictionary it means "Where is the penis?" or "Not sexual enough".

Whilst some perverted 50-year old is on this website, he is looking for a cheap thrill in what 'tea-bagging' means. So he types it in, but contrary to what he wants he sees:

Tea Bagging:
The act of putting a teabag in a mug (Requires placement and desire for tea).

You get a Thumbs Down from him.
No wonder

by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013

Icing a bro

Planting a Smirnoff Ice in a surprising and/or funny location. The Smirnoff Ice cannot be in a expected location otherwise the victim has the right to appeal the icing.

The victim who discovers the ice then has to get on one knee and down the ice. However if the victim carries an ice for protection (like a condom) then it turns into a counter ice and the perpetrator then has to down his own ice.

At the workplace, you are plotting icing a bro. You hide a convenient ice in a draw so when your colleague goes to open his draw for a pencil he discovers an ice. He is very surprised and a crowd of perpetrators who plotted the ice gather round. He stands up, gets on one knee and downs his ice since he doesn't carry a protective ice.

by diamondmanizzle3 February 25, 2014

lyric stump

When you are producing words for a song (or something like that) and you all of a sudden lack any quality in your lyrics or genuinely can't think of any, this is called a lyric stump and it is a very common problem among all types of musicians, and some solutions involve:
Listening to Music
Reading something
Painting or looking at other paintings
You get the idea.

This will often happen if you are changing how you are singing about something and/or what you are singing about.

An example of a lyric stump:
He knocks on Satan's door
Delivers whom he bore
And...And..err...Damn it! I was getting somewhere with this!

by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013

dope

1.) A word (derogatory) that implies someone is stupid or reckless.
2.) A term for drugs (most commonly heroin or cannabis).

1.) Jeremy walked into a phone booth, what a dope!

2.) Hey kids, let's go smoke some dope!

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013