Definitions by diamondmanizzle3

perfunctory 

An action carried out without real interest, feeling, or effort.

When i watch T.V I feel like I just did something perfunctory

perfunctory by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

dope 

1.) A word (derogatory) that implies someone is stupid or reckless.
2.) A term for drugs (most commonly heroin or cannabis).

1.) Jeremy walked into a phone booth, what a dope!

2.) Hey kids, let's go smoke some dope!

dope by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

lava floor 

a game young children make up where they usually put cushions on the floor and have to jump only on those cushions to get to certain places.

john: if you jump on the lava you will die
bob: that why i not going to jump on the lava floor.

lava floor by diamondmanizzle3 October 26, 2013

Dry Breeze

It means your doing a perfunctory task that is drying you out.

Man this David Attenborough documentary is dry breeze.

Dry Breeze by diamondmanizzle3 October 26, 2013

Thumbs Down 

A thumbs Down is a way of showing displeasure of something. It does not necessarily involve using your very own thumbs. But more of a virtual dislike.

It doesn't always involve similar things on different social networking sites or websites. On some websites it just means "I did not enjoy that" or "There's is a problem with it". But, on Urban Dictionary it means "Where is the penis?" or "Not sexual enough".

Whilst some perverted 50-year old is on this website, he is looking for a cheap thrill in what 'tea-bagging' means. So he types it in, but contrary to what he wants he sees:

Tea Bagging:
The act of putting a teabag in a mug (Requires placement and desire for tea).

You get a Thumbs Down from him.
No wonder

Thumbs Down by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013

Mid-life crisis,

1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.

Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.

Mid-life crisis, by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013

Gnat 

Those evil looking things you see on the ceiling. On occasions you will see a gnat, get real close to so you can kill it, and then suddenly realise it's a moth! This is all part of the Gnats plan...It will now stick his menacing probe in any part of your body and you won't even realise.

Whilst you are chilling out listen to some David Bowie:

Peter: Have you heard Beauty And The Beast yet? It's in the Heroes album.
Stephen: AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Peter: What is it?
Stephen: It's a gnat!!!! Get under the covers quick!
Peter: (heroically) No don't worry, I shall exterminate it!
Stephen: Oh you hero!
Peter: No, wait it's a moth.

Gnat by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013