Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004

Kibersnitch

A very large penis.

women tend to like men with Kibersnitches

by DH January 19, 2004

counter-strike

the reason why i failed my exam.

Damnit, I should be studying for my exam. But I still pwned you in counter-strike!

by DH December 19, 2004

squahm

donkey penis

Wayne was checking out that hooker's squahm

by DH June 18, 2004

Vagina Garden

The China Garden, a chinese restaurant. The best damn pussy I have ever had

by DH February 06, 2003

ditchpig

a young,extremely promiscuous woman

Yes,that Pamela is from Vancouver;and she IS a ditchpig!

by dh September 22, 2003

homey cheese

an ass clown that doesn't realize he's an ass clown

Look at homey cheese over there bustin' a sag like it was actually ever cool to do that.

by DH March 25, 2004