Definitions by dexi

Cashtigmatism 

The medical condition wherein the United States dollar sign is visible in the human eye.

Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)

Faye: "I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancin' in my eyes!"

Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."

Cashtigmatism by Dexi January 18, 2010

Play Sweden 

To act as a neutral party during an event or argument.

Guy 1: Hey has Jane picked her Super Bowl team yet?
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.

Play Sweden by Dexi October 10, 2009

coptrain

The long line of automobiles driving down the road behind a cop due to the person at the front of the line being too scared to go faster than the cop.

I'll be a few minute's late, I'm at the caboose end of a coptrain right now.

coptrain by Dexi September 11, 2009

Twitterbreak 

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

Twitterbreak by Dexi February 17, 2009

Edicted 

Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.

Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.

Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."

Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"

Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."

Edicted by Dexi February 17, 2009

Dubya Dictionary 

An imaginary dictionary that contains all the made-up words spoken by George W. "Dubya" Bush.

Dexi: Hey you guys know that drug Abilify?
Grim: yeah?
Dexi: Doesn't that sound like a word from the Dubya Dictionary?

Dubya Dictionary by Dexi December 23, 2008