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When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
by dexi August 13, 2010
Get the Get two beers and jump mug.N. The emotion you feel when something is really really cool and really really horrible at the same time.
V. The act of making one feel the noun above.
Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
(for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')
V. The act of making one feel the noun above.
Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
(for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')
by dexi April 4, 2010
Get the DARPA mug.The medical condition wherein the United States dollar sign is visible in the human eye.
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Faye: "I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancin' in my eyes!"
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
by Dexi January 18, 2010
Get the Cashtigmatism mug.Guy 1: Hey has Jane picked her Super Bowl team yet?
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.
by Dexi October 10, 2009
Get the Play Sweden mug.The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.
This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.
This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.
This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"
Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."
R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."
R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
by dexi June 1, 2010
Get the Word Artist mug.Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
by Dexi February 17, 2009
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