dexi's definitions

Word Artist

The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.

This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.

This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.

Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"

Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."

R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."

by dexi June 1, 2010

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009

Edicted

Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.

Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.

Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."

Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"

Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."

by Dexi February 17, 2009

Dubya Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary that contains all the made-up words spoken by George W. "Dubya" Bush.

Dexi: Hey you guys know that drug Abilify?
Grim: yeah?
Dexi: Doesn't that sound like a word from the Dubya Dictionary?

by Dexi December 23, 2008

Sugartongue

The irritation felt on your tongue after eating too much sugary/sour candy.

I just finished my third bag of Sour Patch Kids and I have a really bad case of sugartongue.

by Dexi December 2, 2011

Arm Ornament

A very attractive girl, found holding her boyfriend/date's arm.

Guy 1: Dude, look at his date!
Guy 2: Yeah, what an arm ornament...

by Dexi July 1, 2011