by Dexi December 02, 2011

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"
Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"
Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"
Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
by Dexi February 17, 2009

Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"
Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
by Dexi February 17, 2009

Similar to Hold That Thought, when a conversation is taking place in person and one conversant must separate from the other, however, instead of a conversation being postponed until a later time, the conversation is continued via SMS.
Conversant A: "So Joey turned to Mary and said..."
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"
by dexi April 21, 2010

N. The emotion you feel when something is really really cool and really really horrible at the same time.
V. The act of making one feel the noun above.
Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
(for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')
V. The act of making one feel the noun above.
Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
(for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')
by dexi April 04, 2010

The medical condition wherein the United States dollar sign is visible in the human eye.
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Faye: "I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancin' in my eyes!"
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
by Dexi January 18, 2010
