coptrain

The long line of automobiles driving down the road behind a cop due to the person at the front of the line being too scared to go faster than the cop.

I'll be a few minute's late, I'm at the caboose end of a coptrain right now.

coptrain by Dexi September 11, 2009

contraindicate 

con·tra·in·di·cate -cat·ed, -cat·ing.
–verb (used with object), Medicine/Medical.
to give indication against the advisability of (a particular or usual remedy or treatment).

[Origin: 1660–70; prob. back formation from contraindication.

Probable mucosal damge may contraindicatethe use of gastral lavage

contraindicate by Troy D. F. December 28, 2007

contrainment 

noun
1. an effort that is inconvenient
2. a factor causing trouble in achieving a positive result or tending to produce a negative result
3. a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome

syn - difficulty

1. the fact or condition of being contrained.
2. Often, contrainments.
3. a trouble or struggle.
4. a cause of trouble, struggle, or embarrassment.
5. a disagreement or dispute.
6. reluctance; unwillingness.
7. a demur; objection.
8. something that is hard to do, understand, or surmount; an impediment or obstacle.

That silly lady at the DMV was giving me some contrainments about my expired tags!

My mexican pal is trying to act white but all he does is cause us a bunch of contrainment when dealing with his ridiculous antics.

Every time I go into the salesman's office he gives me a buncha contrainment about how smart he is.

contrainment by David - TeamPSI May 11, 2007

Contraindication 

A word commonly used in the medical field to establish that a drug should not be used because it will cause more harm then benefit to a patient.

Penicillin is a contraindication for therapy if you are allergic to it.

Contraindication by MR Contraindication January 6, 2011

Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.

-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!

Contrainception by NOP724 May 5, 2011

Coltrain 

Another word for noob or hardtard (or ardtard).

Well I think we know who the new Coltrain of the group is...

How did you drop that pass?! That was such a Coltrain move.

Coltrain by Dommerlodeon November 11, 2006

contraintention 

When the impact of an action or statement is the opposite of the intention behind the action/statement.

Congress passed a contraintenetional that law was meant to help the migrant population, but it backfired ended up harming them.

When he realized his joke was contraintentional when he expected she would laugh but she started to cry.

contraintention by Miss Monica Maybe January 31, 2023