by Dexi July 01, 2011
Get the Arm Ornament mug.The type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don't know what it means.
This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.
This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
This person may also welcome you into their "Foyer" (often pronouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.
This person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
Regular Person: "Hey, did you eat yet?"
Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."
R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
Word Artist: "That's... That's... The /DEDUCTION/ one would make."
R.P.: "Dude STFU and just say yes, douchebag."
by dexi June 01, 2010
Get the Word Artist mug.The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
by dexi March 01, 2010
Get the Texas Toast mug.The long line of automobiles driving down the road behind a cop due to the person at the front of the line being too scared to go faster than the cop.
by Dexi September 11, 2009
Get the coptrain mug.Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"
Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"
Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"
Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
by Dexi February 17, 2009
Get the Twitterbreak mug.When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
by dexi August 13, 2010
Get the Get two beers and jump mug.Similar to Hold That Thought, when a conversation is taking place in person and one conversant must separate from the other, however, instead of a conversation being postponed until a later time, the conversation is continued via SMS.
Conversant A: "So Joey turned to Mary and said..."
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"
by dexi April 21, 2010
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