desperryado's definitions

DDT

1)
Wraslin' move created by Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Short for 'Damien's Dinner Time.'

2)A harmful crop chemical.

1) 'No one gets up from Jake's DDT."

1) 'Rex ate some crops that were treated with DDT, he's dead.'

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

sham sham

Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.

Moe: SHAM SHAM!!

Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.

by DesPERRYado November 3, 2004

The champ

1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.

2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ

1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ

Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?

Zac: i wouldnt do that to her

Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on

2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.

Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?

Person 1: No, just the regular champ.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

payoff

An orgasm. Term used by Sociologist Laud Humphreys in The Tearoom Trade. Read it...NOW!!

"Why are you still dating that bitch?"

"I'm in it for the payoff."

by DesPERRYado August 21, 2005

crew trainer

An employee who works at Wendy's who is allowed to boss people around but can bail out when there's any trouble.

Crew Trainer: I told Justin to get a sweep-down but when that bus came in I punched out and left the manager high and dry in the middle of a rush.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

pseudo-citation

The act of using an inappropriate source or citation when writing a document.

When you're supposed to write a scholarly, scintific document for some academic institution but instead you write it based on opinion. You would use a pseudo-citation by citing a random book or website to make it look like you did research.

by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004

milk in a bag

In America milk comes in plastic containers. In Canada it comes in a bag.

Who used the last of the milk and didn't put in a new bag?

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004