Definitions by desperryado

h2obliterator 

A delicious beverage consisting of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part water.

"My favorite drink is a mudslide."

"I'll take a h2obliterator any day."

h2obliterator by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005

cosplay 

Short for 'Costume-play." More or less the act of dressing up as an anime oor video game character. Popular among anime fans and teenage Japanese girls.

"I want to have sex with Japanese girls who dress up as anime characters (cosplay)."

cosplay by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005

THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN 

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.

Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"

THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005

newb blaster 

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

newb blaster by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

talking a walk on the wild side 

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

talking a walk on the wild side by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

cottage by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

sock 

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."

sock by desperryado October 3, 2005