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Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.
Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.
Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.
Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"
Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."
Seconds later
Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."
Seconds later
Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
by DesPERRYado June 13, 2005
Get the nice guy speechmug. When good video games are released too quickly and you don't have time to finish the video game you're currently playing before you get the new one.
I was playing Baten Kaitos but then MGS3, Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories came out and before I could finish those two, Growlanser Generations was released. Before I could get through Growlanser, the Wind Waker was re-released as a greatist hit.
by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005
Get the video game lagmug. 1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.
2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.
2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.
1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."
2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."
2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
Get the nail salonmug. A soft core porn program that used to be on (maybe it still is) French-Canadian television, Saturday nights at 12am.
by DesPERRYado August 10, 2005
Get the bleu nuitmug. by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005
Get the h2obliteratormug. A person with excellent fighting skills, excellent showmanship or other awesome character traits.
A verb used to describe someone getting attacked in a entertaining or awesome manner.
A verb used to describe someone getting attacked in a entertaining or awesome manner.
1. You should see Morgannus fight, he is a tengu.
2. Man Jimmy, you really tengu'd him good when you bashed him in the face with a rock.
2. Man Jimmy, you really tengu'd him good when you bashed him in the face with a rock.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Get the Tengumug. In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.
by desPERRYado April 29, 2006
Get the the old 1-2 switcheroomug.