desperryado's definitions

Heidini

Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.

Omega-Jerry: Hey, it's Heidi of the Tengu Knights!

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

next-gen gamer

Short for next generation gamer. A person who starts with newer releases of games.

Billy is a next-gen gamer, he started with Final Fantasy 7.

by DesPERRYado December 9, 2004

Unlimited Saga

The worst role-playing game of all time. Possibly worse than Mauntlet.

You know what PS2 game sucks?

WWE Smackdown?

No, Unlimited Saga is worse.

by DesPERRYado November 11, 2004

coca-cola

A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.

Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.

Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.

AKA: the new Nike

Coca-cola is a bad company.

by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.

Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"

by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005

Growlanser

Someone who saves the world from unparalleled danger; a hero. Also known as a Savior of the Light.

Billy saved my ass from jail, he's a Growlanser.

by DesPERRYado January 18, 2005

sock

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."

by desperryado October 3, 2005