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teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
by desPERRYado May 19, 2005
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The proverbial champ

Used figuratively to express or accentuate the use of The Champ
Man, if Dave calls out of work again I am going to give him the Proverbial Champ
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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payoff

An orgasm. Term used by Sociologist Laud Humphreys in The Tearoom Trade. Read it...NOW!!
"Why are you still dating that bitch?"

"I'm in it for the payoff."
by DesPERRYado August 21, 2005
mugGet the payoffmug.

pseudo-citation

The act of using an inappropriate source or citation when writing a document.
When you're supposed to write a scholarly, scintific document for some academic institution but instead you write it based on opinion. You would use a pseudo-citation by citing a random book or website to make it look like you did research.
by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004
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The champ

1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.

2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ

Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?

Zac: i wouldnt do that to her

Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on

2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.

Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?

Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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crew trainer

An employee who works at Wendy's who is allowed to boss people around but can bail out when there's any trouble.
Crew Trainer: I told Justin to get a sweep-down but when that bus came in I punched out and left the manager high and dry in the middle of a rush.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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sham sham

Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.
Moe: SHAM SHAM!!

Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.
by DesPERRYado November 3, 2004
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