derek's definitions

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

by Derek May 28, 2007

2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)

by Derek January 3, 2008

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008

infantiphobia

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

by Derek August 11, 2008

down pocket time

When ones depressed, or is having a mood swing. and everything seems to suck.

Man today sucks, im having a down pocket time

by Derek October 29, 2003

doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long

Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.

by Derek October 29, 2003

smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.

Man I just smashed herman again.

by Derek October 29, 2003