derek's definitions

recycle

A concept outside America that is used commonly as a slogan among enviromentalists, some politicians and the like. Recycling is when someone takes used paper, tin cans, milk jugs and the like to a recycling bin so it can be cruched down by machines to be a new product. However a few of the posters here tend to use it as a sex term. And oh a decent source of cash if you need that few extra cents.

Jerry stole the bottles in the recycle bin in his school and traded it off at the recycling center so he could get a few extra dollars.

by derek November 10, 2005

bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005

cheap

The tactics a nerd uses when all he does is stay home on saturday nights and study combos in fighting games. If you aren't a geek obsessed with video games you may not know how to defend against these cheap tactics, and you will be called a "scrub" or "n00b" or other words used by lifetime virgins. When playing online, these people will do moves that require fast reflexes to counter, however since there is lag, you can't counter. So they just keep doing it over and over exploiting the weakness of online play.

Short jumping over and over in KOF 2002.

Picking Athena in King of Fighters 2002

Using Chun-Li in Snk vs Capcom.

Being a person named Emil-Team Evolution.

by Derek September 19, 2005

The Sims

The father of all family simulations. The sims allows the player to exprience the suburban life, from falling in love to being a total wreck, the sims brought it all. The main protagonists/antagonists are the goths (Mortimer, Bella and Cassandra). As families move in and chaos brews up. There are zany and hilarious adventure for any sim fortunate/unfortunate enough to go here.

Even after its sequel the sims still remain known for being the father of creating household simulations.

by derek July 11, 2005

French Revolution

A bloody revolution in france, during that time France is pretty screwed up (like other times but they *gasp* did something besides whining). The peasants found themselves in an unescapable system of economy which taxes denies even simple survival while noble use their hard earned cash to feast and do nothing except kill unhappy peasants. To add to the problems, the new king Louis and his wife Marie Antoinette were incompetant and this only added to the problems. The Catalyst was when Louis decided to call the 3 estates to form an assembly to help solve the dying french economy. Ironically, everyone pitched in the effort to create a more equal france. A series of killings, wars and such happened and eventually Louis was executed along with his wife. This was the event that will soon lead to the reign of terror, and napoleon. The latter being France's only moment of glory.

Thanks to the revolutions we triggered a series of events that brought our culture today

by derek June 9, 2005

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005