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consnuggulation

The act or process of cuddling or snuggling with someone special for extended periods, especially in a rompingly playful way. Suspected to have originated as a combination of "con" (with), "snuggle", and "undulate" (ripple, wave; as in the bodies of the two people involved)
On Valentine's Day, I wished I had a significant other to consnuggulate with.
by Derek February 14, 2004
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unpoisoned

the name of a band...my band that is. i went out with this fucking bitchy-ass girl and broke up with her because she is like poison to the band...we needed to stay UNPOISONED! thats how we came up with our name.
dude, u should come see Unpoisoned tonight at Lupo's! they fucking kick ass!
by derek August 24, 2003
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Beet

Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.

The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.
Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"

Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"

or

"Damn, this new casino is Beet"

or

After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"
by Derek November 16, 2004
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LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.
Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.
by Derek June 21, 2006
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smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.
Man I just smashed herman again.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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Chikaboobage

Lettin chickens peck at your nipples
by Derek September 2, 2003
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Jaood

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"
by derek August 3, 2003
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