dennisisevil's definitions

causehead

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.

Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

college

A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.

You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.

Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.

Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.

by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006

assclown

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.

Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

dial

The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.

If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.

by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005

two o' clock charlies

Drunks who after being kicked out of the bar head out to local restaraunts.

Oh Great, the bars are closed here come the two o' clock charlies.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005