dennis scott's definitions

ejon

A practical joke played on msn messenger. Involves opening a message window with an online contact, and before saying anything to them inviting someone else into the conversation. It is recommended that you then change your name so as not to be discovered, type a quick discreet message, leave the conversation and return to your previous name. This will leave the two members of that conversation forced to talk to eachother in a usually awkward moment.

Hutch: bye (leaves conversation)
Sonny-Bill: huh?
Jamal: whos this?
Sonny-Bill: ....umm....hi
Jamal:.....hey......
(awkwardness)

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

oiley bits

A term describing a female's reproductive organs

Jamie: SHOW US YA OILEY BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

snake

verb: To steal or 'claim' someone else's possession, usually of little value. Should be taken in a subtle and 'sneaky' fashion, and is often returned upon its dissapearance being noticed.

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, where on earth has my red biro gone?
Sonny-Bill: Muahahaha (reveals red biro hidden up his jacket sleeve) Snaaaaaaake...

by Dennis Scott October 7, 2003

orned

Synonym to "owned" "pwned" etc.

omgzOR hi2u i liek orned t3h n00b with my r337 deagle KEKEKKEKEKEKEK!!!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

Praba

A piece of land deemed to be useless.

"Give the abos that praba"

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

pLing

To fake an injury

Hutch: Ahhh...ahhhh....my dislocated shoulder
Sonny-Bill: Mate stop pLinging i know your other shoulder is your bad one

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004