malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

exactly what it says on the tin

The label on the item in question is self descriptive, and leaves no doubt as to what is contained in the package.

"Tin" refers to what they call "cans" in England.

"This label says 'fireworks'. What's in the box?" "Exactly what it says on the tin.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

pack of fags

1) (slang, somewhat perjorative) A group of homosexual men.

2) (British slang) A package of cigarettes.

A british man went to a convenience store in San Francisco and said to the clerk, "I'm feeling rather gay today, may I have a pack of fags?"

by Dennis October 25, 2003

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

for one thing

For a particular example

For one thing, the air was damp and chilly, and there was no sun.

For one thing, you must work harder.

by Dennis April 22, 2005

douche bag

synonym to being a great asshole

Cristina Dobrynina is such a Douche Bag andwill remain the one forever

by Dennis April 10, 2005

Bear Dick

To Bear Dick someone is to tell a never ending story that includes every boring detail.

Dude Ken called last night Bare Dicked me for what seemd to be hours.

by Dennis September 29, 2004