Definitions by denis baldwin

slammed 

To drink quickly, or to have drank quickly.

That double shot of liquid courage went down so easy when slammed.

slammed by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Guinness 

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

Guinness by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

carbomb 

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.

After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.

carbomb by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

The Captain 

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

The Captain by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

sixfiftythree 

- The housing structure that holds denisbaldwin, sneak and kopyboi. When not being used as a residence, sixfiftythree is a two-teir poker lounge and party hall.

- A popular brand of clothing mostly worn by cokeheads and ljsluts.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

sixfiftythree by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

sneak 

A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better.

One time, sneak and I blew bubbles at each other on opposing couches. It was gay.

sneak by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

kopyboi 

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

kopyboi by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004