22 definitions by davo

pwot

1) pointlesswasteoftime.com => a site that sinks the gullible
2) kick-ass humour site for the ones that GET IT.

to the incredibly stupid, thick, and dull-witted: "IT'S SATIRE! YOU CANNOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! GODDAMN!"

by davo July 5, 2004

hockle

North East dialect for spit, saliva

The pavement was covered in hockle

by davo February 16, 2003

chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by davo March 3, 2004

silicate

Used as a verb. To strike someone with a glass or bottle. Ie, to glass someone.

Just as he was about to throw a chair, Sidewinder was silicated.

by davo October 14, 2003

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by davo March 22, 2005

Pumster

Another name for a horny Catholic.

"Lock the door, pumster is on the prowl!"

by davo February 2, 2005

choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by davo April 9, 2004