davo's definitions

I3 playoff II's

The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)

1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.

2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...

by Davo March 27, 2004

poor

vague word to describe anything or anyone that is mediocre to the n-th degree.
varied uses of the term include "very poor", "so poor", "fucking poor" etc.
Can be combined with other languages and with incorrect grammar.

"You are poor."
"He be poor."
"Je suis poor."
"How poor? SO POOR"

by Davo July 5, 2004

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005

eporleate

The act of eporleum.

He eporleated and eporleated til he no longer had the balls to continue.

by Davo March 26, 2004

yea

1. Yes
2. Song title (when one has no brains to come up with another one)
3. A reply used at someone when they say something REALLY stupid in order to show them you do not give a rat's ass.

1. Yea
2. YEA! YEA! YEA! YEA!
3. Idiot: Do you prefer these shoes or these shoes?
Guy: ... Yea.

by Davo March 26, 2004

UCLA

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom (UCLA as it is commonly known) has over 30,000 clowns currently working toward PhDs.

by Davo April 26, 2005

Beef

when gays fuck, i.e. poo jam, or pound thier lightsabers in the stank cave

them gays keep beefin it up

by davo January 11, 2005