eporleum

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

by Davo March 26, 2004

choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by Davo April 09, 2004

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo March 22, 2005

Pumster

Another name for a horny Catholic.

"Lock the door, pumster is on the prowl!"

by Davo February 02, 2005

beef head

Someone with an incredibaly large head

If there head looks to big for thier body they are a beef head

by Davo September 09, 2003

Winder

Abbreviation of 'Sidewinder'
Abbreviation of wordSidewinder
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidewinder, Winder)

Oh no, another Winder. Maybe Sidey should try bowling like Special.

by Davo October 14, 2003

yea

1. Yes
2. Song title (when one has no brains to come up with another one)
3. A reply used at someone when they say something REALLY stupid in order to show them you do not give a rat's ass.

1. Yea
2. YEA! YEA! YEA! YEA!
3. Idiot: Do you prefer these shoes or these shoes?
Guy: ... Yea.

by Davo March 26, 2004