chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.
1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!
by Davo March 03, 2004
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choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
by Davo April 09, 2004
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pwot

1) pointlesswasteoftime.com => a site that sinks the gullible
2) kick-ass humour site for the ones that GET IT.
to the incredibly stupid, thick, and dull-witted: "IT'S SATIRE! YOU CANNOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! GODDAMN!"
by Davo July 05, 2004
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tetris

"yo , that movie was tetris"
by davo May 15, 2003
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moostaka

She got a moostaka yesterday!
by Davo June 10, 2004
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eporleum

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.
Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.
by Davo March 26, 2004
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BROTAM

(bro-tam) noun; An official notice to other bros of a bro's relationship status(or more likely, relationships) whose purpose is to avoid awkward , embarrassing and potentially expensive unauthorized release of need to know information to the bro's significant other(s)
Hey bro, did you get the BROTAM about Dave's side hide being in town?
by Davo April 06, 2017
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