davis's definitions

Drain the Clam

Slang for Female Urination.

Katie: "Hey Teresa, you ready for another beer?"

Teresa: " Yea, I just need to Drain the Clam first."

by Davis December 30, 2003

Love Muscle

The Muscles involved in sexual acts/intercorse.

"She firmly gripped his Love Muscle, and proceed to milk its frothy innerds."

by Davis December 30, 2003

jimmy legs

One who is bow-legged, or just looks like they are

"Matt's sensitive, don't stare at his jimmy legs when he's looking...."

by Davis May 7, 2005

Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

by Davis December 30, 2003

gargazolla

heard coming from a confused gardener at a resort, either an expletive or used as an excited term of discovery (think Eureka!)..........it was mumbled repeatedly, so you know it was important

Guy : "All these gargazolling kids.... mmmmm (falls into pool and drowns...)
Kid : "Gargazolla! He killed himself! Get his wallet courtney."

by Davis May 7, 2005

Civic

a word to substitute "shit" or "crap"

hey u piece of Civic!!

by davis October 6, 2004

Meat sock

An idiot, see also Meat Head.

Food Reference for Hot Dog/Sauage/Kielbassa/etc...

Slang for Penis.

"Quit acting like such a Meat Sock!"

by Davis December 30, 2003