davis's definitions

Civic

a word to substitute "shit" or "crap"

hey u piece of Civic!!

by davis October 6, 2004

Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

by Davis December 30, 2003

jimmy legs

One who is bow-legged, or just looks like they are

"Matt's sensitive, don't stare at his jimmy legs when he's looking...."

by Davis May 7, 2005

Pucker Bristle

A slang referring to the hairs the surround the anus.

"My tounge was met with an unpleasant amount of pucker bristle."

by Davis December 30, 2003

Love Muscle

The Muscles involved in sexual acts/intercorse.

"She firmly gripped his Love Muscle, and proceed to milk its frothy innerds."

by Davis December 30, 2003

gargazolla

heard coming from a confused gardener at a resort, either an expletive or used as an excited term of discovery (think Eureka!)..........it was mumbled repeatedly, so you know it was important

Guy : "All these gargazolling kids.... mmmmm (falls into pool and drowns...)
Kid : "Gargazolla! He killed himself! Get his wallet courtney."

by Davis May 7, 2005

Drain the Clam

Slang for Female Urination.

Katie: "Hey Teresa, you ready for another beer?"

Teresa: " Yea, I just need to Drain the Clam first."

by Davis December 30, 2003