david hawaii's definitions

Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula

Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

myPod

An apple mp3 player (iPod) which you have just purchased and you are showing off to your friends (even though, they all have one too, along with the rest of the world).

My + iPod = myPod

"Hey guys, look at myPod"

by David Hawaii February 24, 2007

Tooberculosis

Too much tuberculosis

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

CLCH

Chinese Lutheran Church of Hawaii

Lutheran church on Liliha street with many members (many of whom are Chinese, if that wasn't obvious from the name) who conduct service in English, Cantonese, and Mandarin.

Dude: Where you going this Sunday?
Dudette: Where else? CLCH!

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.

Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!

by David Hawaii June 16, 2007