Definitions by david

b.o.b.

Bend Over Boyfriend. When a woman uses a "stapon" on her man.

"B.O.B." she says, with a sly smile on her face.

b.o.b. by David February 23, 2004

crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.

Suzuki GSXR1000, Yamaha R1.

crotch rocket by David February 22, 2004

wanksock 

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!

wanksock by David February 20, 2004

Herbert The Magical Goat 

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems

Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!

Herbert The Magical Goat by David February 20, 2004

my world 

a very boring, pointless place.

my life.....

my world by david February 18, 2004

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

Walderbeast by David February 17, 2004

gizztacular 

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

gizztacular by David February 17, 2004