david's definitions

fire alarm

A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.

There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.

by David March 6, 2004

Leigh-Cheri Furstenburg-Barcalona

The protagonist of "Still Life With Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins, Leigh-Cheri would be the princess of an obscure European country, had her parents not been exiled to Puget Sound, Seattle. Environmentalist with a thing for outlaws.

On the campus of Outlaw College, professors of essential insanities would characterize the conflicting attitudes of Nina Jablonski and Leigh-Cheri as indicative of a general conflict between social idealism and romanticism.

by David January 16, 2004

bonching

The act of inserting objects of various size and shape into one's anus.

Hey Danny, wanna bonch this soda can?

by david April 17, 2005

punch the clown

to sniff a females dirty underwear

I was punching your clowns yesterday before I washed them.

by David May 1, 2003

Snerbinator

Fully grown Snerbs who have completed their training and mastered the art of masturbation. Also proficient in handing out random information and knowledge on a wide variety of subjects. Very hermatic and impervious to all degrees of sarcasm

Fnord - Holy shit a snerbinator
Snerbinator - ph33r!!!
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Snerbinator - lololol!!! HS..HS...HS..HS....pwned...lol
Snerbinator - Win

by David November 18, 2004

wanksock

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!

by David February 20, 2004

figured

a person, mainly a girl, who has a nice shaped body.

Lauren has a model-ish figure.

by david October 9, 2004