carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David November 23, 2002

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

David Letterman said it best: I don't know what the fizzuck I'm talking about.

by David October 13, 2003

ecsatzia

Polish for ecstacy. A drug.

kurwa ja mam ecstazie

by David February 22, 2005

yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.

"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"

by David February 11, 2005

bo-bo

'fool' in the language of Spanish

(9th grade broken Spanish)Aye Caramba, porque es tu muy mucho loco bobo!?
For Crying out loud, why are you very much a crazy fool!?

by David July 02, 2005