david's definitions

asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003

Marpat

new Marine Corps digital cammies. Called Marpat- Marine Pattern

Marpat kicks ass, better than the ancient cammo. And only the Devil Dogs get them. OORAH!!

by David April 12, 2004

Mandingo

A penis that exceeds 12 inches.

My mandingo could probably choak a land dwelling mammal.

by David April 4, 2005

Happy Stick

A pet name for the penis.

Mary played with Johns Happy Stick.

by David May 4, 2004

nigger piss

Cheap, malt liquor like OE, Mickeys, etc. Black people don't have the money to by more pricier booze, so they blow it off on malt liquor which gets you trashed pretty fast, but tastes like shit. OE is also the color of piss.

Fuck OE I don't want none of that nigger piss!

by David July 11, 2006

bedroom

The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.

I need to go check my bedroom to make sure everything is still there.

by David March 6, 2004

rake

to be good at something

I rake at video games. I raked you at basketball yesterday

by david February 27, 2005