insect

A really small animal that is an invertebrate. Some insects are pests. Others can be helpful. For example, bees make useful products like honey and wax.

There are insects in my house.

by David March 07, 2004

trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.

If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.

by David February 19, 2005

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

cattled

cattle truck: "fuck" (rhyming slang)
"cattled" cattle trucked "fucked"

were cattled!

by David December 09, 2003

l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.

I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!

by David October 12, 2005

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006