david's definitions

diva

A particularly attractive woman, usually a glitzy young singer or other popular personality. Derives from the term "prima-donna," which is the main woman of an opera.

"I wish I was like her, she is such a diva."

by David December 15, 2004

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003

stinko man

strong bad's counterpart in the japenese cartoon world. Is the guy. flies around in cool poses.

japenese cartoon HR: Hey, stinko man! Everyone says you're the guy! I want to be the guy too!

by david March 18, 2004

hypoglocoma

Used during a loss prevention interview with an employee at a grocery store was accused of eating food with out making payment.

Well, you see, I had to eat, on account of my HypoGlocoma acting up.

by David January 6, 2005

rats

retarded assholes that suck

everybody in that group over there are rats!!

by david October 26, 2003

Browneye

the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt. See redeye

Ralph bent over, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a browneye.

by David December 2, 2003

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006