david's definitions

onvelope

A mispronunciation of ''envelope''.

Get it right. It's pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''.

by David December 7, 2003

Povsner

The unique last name of the male and unmarried female survivors and descendants of Isadore and Esther.

Thomas Povsner is Sarah's second best uncle on her mom's side.

by David October 13, 2003

school bus

One bad thing about schools is the school bus being such an uncomfortable vehicle. Why use a special kind of bus for school. Why not just make all school buses like city buses with comfortable seats. See fire alarm .

They hate riding the school bus to school.

by David March 8, 2004

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006

talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.

But I'm the one with the most talent!

by David January 14, 2004

Lid

An insult without using foul language

u lid

by David May 7, 2003

l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.

I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!

by David October 12, 2005