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An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
Get the Drainpipe Bonermug. When a band or artist will compromise their career on the release of thier third album, most often achieved by straying completely from their older material.
Bayside, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Funeral for a Friend and many others have all died the 3 Album Death.
by DaveZeroZero October 18, 2007
Get the 3 album deathmug. the generic hardcore music being secreted by band after band being signed onto the record label Victory Records.
by DaveZeroZero June 4, 2007
Get the VictoryCoremug. A girl or woman who regularly goes out seeking anonymous sex not because they enjoy it, but because they feel that it will increase their self-esteem. However, it often has the opposite effect, though these poor, misguided girls often continue in the hope that they achieve the desired effect.
She went through the London bars each week looking for anonymous sex with any guy that would have her just to feel better about herself. She's a self-esteem whore.
by DaveZeroZero February 7, 2009
Get the self-esteem whoremug. by DaveZeroZero May 31, 2007
Get the lovemug. an alternative term, or synonym for the word 'internet'.
it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'
it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'
by DaveZeroZero June 5, 2007
Get the interwebmug. 1. to completely and utterly screw up.
2. to enter into a conversation and immediately kill it with some remark, most often used in reference to jokes.
2. to enter into a conversation and immediately kill it with some remark, most often used in reference to jokes.
by DaveZeroZero May 10, 2007
Get the wormleymug.