daveobot's definitions

reFurbyish

Refurbishing or repairing an electronic Furby robot.

She reFurbyished the old Furby she bought online.

by daveobot November 18, 2020

datachondriac

A person who constantly thinks their computer is infected with some kind of virus, malware or spyware.

My friend spends hundreds of dollars a month at the computer repair shop because he is a datachondriac.

by daveobot September 22, 2013

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.

His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.

by daveobot February 14, 2021

Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020

Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus

The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
🤡🤡🤡 😴 🤡🤡🤡

Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.

by daveobot February 12, 2021