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Obamowned

An phenomenon where Senator Barack Obama dominates in a democratic primarily, usually when he was not expected to.
Damn Hilary got obamowned in Iowa.
by dave February 15, 2008
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Assistant Crack Whore

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"
by Dave March 12, 2008
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Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".
"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."
by Dave August 12, 2008
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Hassan

verb: To kick someone repeatedly with a steel-toed boot for a completely irrational reason.
You ate the last cookie? I'm going to Hassan the shit out of you!
by Dave March 4, 2011
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what it is

An expression made by cleverly switching the words "it" and "is" to create a grammatically nonsensical phrase meaning "What is it?". See "what up" or "aks" for similar constructions (or deconstructions depending on how you look at it).
"Hey, can I aks you a question?"

"Yeah, what it is?"
by dave July 1, 2004
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community punchcard

Derived from, and similar in meaning to punchcard and community cum dumpster, but usually more emphatic. A punchcard in its original meaning was a piece of paper with a certain number of marked spaces representing a benefit, usually a meal or transit ride. When it was used up ("all its holes punched"), it was discarded.

"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.

Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
1) "He married her? Shit, she's just a community punchcard!"

2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."

3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
by dave July 4, 2004
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bumming

n. Brit. working class slang for anal gay sex, becoming archaic since 80s with more informed society. Usually used with amusement, not prejudice, typically by people naturally tolerant but less informed about gay life. (Middle classes and prejudicial people would typically avoid slang, sometimes to avoid being seen as <italic>not</italic> prejudiced by a homophobic listener to gain approval.
Ooh! What happens? Do you alway bum him or do you bum each other. I don't know much about bumming, sorry I mean qu.., sorry, er, gay people and stuff. Well you know, we girls always say gay men are wasted. Is that offensive? Could I really suck your cock and you wouldn't get a hard on
by Dave July 4, 2004
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