dave's definitions

aicha

A song performed by the one and only GellieMan. Some believe this is some kind of joke or parody of boy bands...but it's not. The kid was really trying. Either way he shows off some kickass dance moves at the end of the it. LOL

To have her shining right here by my side, I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes, ooooh...

She moves how?

by dave June 17, 2004

LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big-Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker.

Can't give him a fat lip, black eye or a job. What a LABLUMF!

by Dave January 15, 2004

RAK

ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.

"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."

by Dave July 7, 2004

OIF

Initials for "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.

POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"

by Dave January 6, 2005

floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

by Dave March 23, 2004

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004