dave's definitions

DB

Referring to someone as the "Designated Bitch"

Dude, you're such a DB.

by Dave October 29, 2004

bizzlenatch

it has the same meaning as a bitch basicaly jus alittle less offensive to the person.
a bizzlenatch can be anythin a person place or thing.
a bizzlenatch may also be like the shyte or shit

yo lizzy is a bizzlenatch
wall-ball is the bizzlenatch

by Dave January 26, 2004

mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

by Dave November 19, 2003

DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

by dave October 11, 2004

egopatriot

A type of patriot who uses nonsense as means of showing patriotism to his/her native country.

"This one guy who's with the japanese national socialist party says all this egopatriot crap about how the Japanese Self-Defense Force can conquer and take over any country in the world. That's a load of shit. They are great, but they, like all other militaries, are nothing compared to the US military."

by Dave January 14, 2004

Ultimate Sacrifice

The Ultimate Sacrifice is an extremely patriotic & heroic devotion to one's country, particularly in the United States of America. The Ultimate Sacrifice is what you make of it, but generally it is on an extreme level, exceeding that of death.

"If you want the definition of patriotism & an example of the Ultimate Sacrifice, play Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by Dave November 21, 2004