dave's definitions

craterface

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

by Dave February 1, 2005

SOG

A well-known manufacturer of survival & combat knives.

"The SOG Tigershark is their biggest knife."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

paper

Slang term for "money".

"I take that papuh."
-CJ stealing some dough

by Dave November 29, 2004

owwww

Common phrase used by Britney Spear in songs. Also used as a pause breaker to start a conversation, although it has many other uses, and can be used randomly throughout conversation.

"OOOOOwwwwwwwww, alright like?"
"OOwwwwww, cush like"
"My chinks itchy as fuck, oooooowww"

by dave May 13, 2005

Goku

Character in the anime Saiyuki...means 'one who sees the effemerable nature of life'. He likes to eat a lot and his quote is 'I'm Hungry'. He is the strongest person on the show

Goku kicked Homura's ass.

by dave February 26, 2005

plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

by Dave March 31, 2005

Marlow White

Designer of top-quality US Military officer uniforms, for enlisted personnel, officers, and Generals.

"I could post the URL but then my definition won't be posted."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004