Munta

Ugly fat female

Muntas shouldn't wear red is an excellent novel by a guy called Eaglesfield

by Benegys July 21, 2003

Munta

A munta is a real ugly bitch usually with a football shaped head and no neck. Generally big ankles and fat calves. Normally thick

Look at that fat bitch she’s such a munta

by HD Panther March 10, 2019

munta

a person who is hideously grotesque.

Chris Evans is a true definition!!

by Jessica and Rachel October 30, 2003

munta

The perminant state of minga.

Your a munta for life not just a hang over.

by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003

munta

A very fat woman that eats all the time!

look at that munta over there, eating all the pies

by mycaela January 29, 2004

munta

Stimulation of a male's anus by a female.

I heard he got some munta!

by Rosh April 20, 2003

munta

When one gathers a dead body and sews up all the holes (eyes, mouth etc.) leaving the butt open. then placeing one's mouthe around the bum hole wilst some one applys a large amout of pressure quicly to the bodys stomac and all contence of the body squeased out the bum is eaten by the guy with the mouth round it.

man 1: gather your sewing kit and spade.
man 2: what ever for.
man 1: i am hungry and we are off to
munta someone in the graveyard.

by grave robber January 26, 2009