dave's definitions

MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.

"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003

Word Nerd

Name given to a person who reads lots of books

"What are you reading Word Nerd"

by dave January 10, 2005

God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.

"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric

by Dave July 6, 2004

cameltosis

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe

Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.

by Dave January 21, 2005

tot

Small lumps that accumulate in the vas deference (tube from your nuts to your dick) directly above the testicel after sex

my tots are sore

by Dave August 2, 2003

groovy

A term used by burn outs.

It is no longer groovy to use to word groovy

by Dave September 20, 2003