mehitude

A mental state and philosophy almost totally opposite to that of attitude (as in bad attitude). Characterised by meh being the usual response to almost any situation.

person with attitude:"Ihate you, you're useless. You're fired"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"

mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"

by Dave May 13, 2005

school of hard knocks

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.

1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."

by Dave June 16, 2004

bridged out

describing something that is cool, and or something that one likes

that car over there is bridged out

by dave February 11, 2005

Navism

The mannor in which a fag is smoked

One that pulls funny faces, with raised eyebrows and big open eyes...

by Dave March 05, 2003

criminal

A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.

"Our government is run by criminals."

by Dave January 14, 2004

grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

yah

sloaney types found often, but not exclusively at the follwing universities - Bristol, Durham, Exeter, Edinburgh & St Andrews. Bray very loudly when in groups. Guys usually called Tom, girls called Pippa (but can have other very obscure names). Move to Fulham and the area around Battersea Rise after university. Some of the world´s most obnoxious people.

by dave September 14, 2003