dave's definitions

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

blee

Something unpleasant.

(Der. "bleer", "bleerer" - the stuff in your eyes which makes one bleery eyed in the morning; Scots Eng.)

Mack hasn't washed for a week - he's so blee.

by Dave April 6, 2004

military

A term for someone who has any type of relation to the military.

"That guy's fuckin' military!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

G-string

Similar to a thong but exposes much more. G-strings, like thongs, are very beautiful pieces of clothing, especially for lovely females. ^-^

"I like hotties in thongs, but G-strings are incredibly sexy. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

tross

tross as in the penis or someone who acts like a penis

gordon peter young who is chief tross of the northern quarter

by dave October 11, 2004

Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government

The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff

by dave November 26, 2003