UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 01, 2004

shweep

see example.............

Engineer with PCB problem: "I just can't figure this out."

John The Specialist:"You've definitely got a problem somewhere in the electronics."

Passerby Technician:"Shweep!"

by Dave March 10, 2005

sketchyball

Girls who go after guys who are more than 2 years older. Weird/sketchy. Sandra.

"I just went to UConn and hooked up with a senior!"
- sketchyball.

by Dave December 20, 2004

sourceforts

A HL2:DM mod where 2 teams build bases in a certain amt. of time, then fight it out to the death after the build time is up. You can also buy upgraded weapons by capturing the flag and fragging your opponents.

See Half Life 2.

Knifa made the mod sourceforts, everybody <3 him :O

by Dave April 06, 2005

Sparkledaze

The creator/inventor of everything that is known and will ever be known.

"Hey, have you seen that thing the internet?"
"Yeah, Sparkledaze invented that!"

by Dave November 07, 2003

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

homey

A buddy.

"I got a homey at my school; he's great."

by Dave January 15, 2004